“In walked the butler.” Oh, who could that be, I wonder. That’s basically racist.
I wonder if it was Zaltor, and I wonder if he was little jealous.
Slash fiction: it’s not just brown chicken brown cow up in here.
This pleases me deep, deep inside.
I MEAN I CAN’T EVEN
The Daily Show funnyman John Oliver answered our comedy questionnaire!
LOOK AT HIS SKETCH OF HIMSELF
I KEEP THINKING I CAN’T LOVE HIM ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY DO AND THEN BOOM
THE BOAT…AND THE QUEEN…AND THE BOAT…AND THE BEAUTIFUL WEATHER…AND THE BOAT GOING IN A CIRCLE…AND THE QUEEN ON THE BOAT…
Right, Andy. Like the word “arsehole”. It used to just be a word to describe the human arse; now it can describe a person, or a bigot, or an archbishop, or someone who’s all three of those things. Someone who is an arsehole but who also owns an arsehole, through which he makes most of his public statements.
On the Archbishop of York’s statement that calling civil partnerships “marriage” would be changing the English language (episode #194).
Today, I wish to do something for humanity: THIS IS THE BEST RADIO SERIES EVER and…yeah. I should have words to describe it, but I don’t. It’s the best. A bunch of beautiful and brilliant people (John Oliver, Andy Zaltzman, Chris Addison, and lots of other people who are also awesome) came together to create this exquisite collection of aural masterpieces some years ago, and…I simply cannot recommend it highly enough. THE DEPARTMENT <3 <3 <3
It’s not that we’re not aware of the terrible consequences of our actions, Jon; we’d love to help, it’s just we can’t, even though we can. But the law says that we shouldn’t. We’d love to change that law, but we can’t, except… we can. It’s—it’s just that we don’t want to—except, we do, it’s just that we’re not going to. But it’s not that bad a situation—apart from the fact that it really is.
That’s just not fair.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Just got back from seeing John Oliver’s standup and then I MET HIM AFTERWARDS AND WE TALKED ABOUT THE DEPARTMENT AND HE KEPT SAYING HOW HAPPY IT MADE HIM THAT I LOVED IT SO MUCH AND I GOT TO TELL HIM HOW MUCH JOY HE’S BROUGHT INTO MY LIFE AND HE SAID HE WAS REALLY GLAD TO MEET ME AND THEN WE TOOK A PICTURE AND HE PUT HIS ARM AROUND ME AND ALSO SHOOK MY HAND AND FJASKLFHASDJLKJDFSDKDGFJDSFKJDSFKLSDFJDSKFJDSFKLJFDKSFJDSKFL