The Adama Maneuver
Battlestar Galactica, S03E04, Exodus, Part 2
ho-shit! DO NOT SQUISH IT! Lucy, every other bug gonna be like “Dyaaammmm, what’s dat sah-weet smell I been smellin’ up in my bug-ass nostrils? I thinks it be comin’ from over there!” and then flock to your room.
lolol “bug-ass nostrils.” but gahhhh i know! STAY THE FUCK AWAY YOU DAMN INSECTS. grrrrr i fought it with Windex for awhile, but it just kept flying around my ceiling light in a circle like a dumbass. it was emphatically *not* a worthy opponent. ugh. stinkbugs can’t do anything right.
preparation. preparation. preparation.
EPIC STINKBUG BATTLE
LOCATION: MY BEDROOM
TIME: RIGHT NOW.
i am armed, and i am dangerous. this bitch is going down or i will run upstairs trying.
When people say they’re going to start watching Doctor Who but skip over Christopher Eccleston:
to those people.
those people make me sad, and they make me make this face:
also, L4D2 in German.
SIE HABEN DIE WITCH AUFGESCHRECKT!!!!!
I love writing but hate starting. The page is awfully white and it says, “You may have fooled some of the people some of the time but those days are over, giftless. I’m not your agent and I’m not your mommy. I’m a white piece of paper, you wanna dance with me?” And I really, really don’t.
Aaron Sorkin (via thatwasnotveryravenofyou)
It is so comforting to know that even Aaron Sorkin feels this way, because it’s how I feel every. single. time.
(via wilwheaton)
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