like a clown running across a minefield

lucy. you're welcome i guess?

ask me stuff


the truth is out there

Source: captainstormwind

Tagged: cherperf

Source: ddarkahn



I paused my music for this. Worth it.

When people say “I will never not reblog this” I’ve found my one of those

Source: banderboucher


trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day


Source: 2pcanadas

Tagged: jay and silent bob

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I am a fucking delight, I whisper to no one as I put something witty in the tags.

Source: cameralinz

'The Müller Wink' - World Cup 2014

Tagged: thomas mullergermansyep

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We are somehow collectively able to laugh at references to the fact that four percent of prisoners reported being sexually victimized in the past year. One in twenty-five! Now, that might not sound like a lot, but think of it like this: if every time you bought two dozen donuts, one of them had been raped, you’d be pretty upset. And those are pastries. Prisoners are people.
— John Oliver, 7/20/14 (via allergictoidioms)

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If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

Tagged: what

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